Here’s what to look forward to:
THIS WEEK IN LENIN-each week a different V.I. Lenin statue in an excitingly different pose!
MULLET MEASUREMENT: that’s right Eastern Europe is the last natural environment left for the mullet to live. With its habitat destroyed in almost all other parts of the world, I will personally attempt to grow my very own mullet as a way to say thank you to Billy Ray Cyrus.
OK that’s all the ideas I have for the moment so until I can write again and carry a man purse with pride; here are some movie recommendations: 
Leprechaun 5: Lep in the Hood- while you may have seen Ice T in bad movies before, he will have you glued to the screen as he pulls a baseball bat from his Afro in the first two minutes of the film. You will not regret giving this film the 2 hrs of your life it will take away. But you will be left with the decision: should I watch Leprechaun 6 now or save that one for tomorrow. BONUS: Coolio guest appearance at the church scene.
Pterodactyl: Although I only saw the first 45 minutes of this soon to be classic Sci-Fi original, it was 45 minutes of greatness. I can only say be prepared for some 1980’s style horror graphics and equally predictable dialog. You may be saying- “Yeah, but no Ice T here.” I hear ya. Don’t fret; Coolio is a main character in this movie. When you need a bad horror movie/Sci-Fi flick, you need a rapper. His lines were simple and I can only guess he doesn’t die (because he is the only African-American in the movie). BONUS: horrible accents. Are they in Turkey/Armenia or Coney Island? Well get to watching! And more news is yet to come.
Travel safely, and keep your floor clean for our arrival.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Leah and I are going to spend you check on loose women and sports cars.
Love ya bro.
You know, I've actually seen the first three Leprechaun movies. After the third, I had to stop watching because I didn't think they could top going to Vegas and feared that Leprechaun IV: Leprechaun in Space was going to ruin the whole franchise for me.
ReplyDeletehow's the mullet growin' along?
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